10/29.

i hate carving pumpkins. it's such a drag. the kids refuse to clean out their own pumpkins. mw and i are left prepping and carving them. it takes thirty minutes, creates a mess that takes thirty minutes to clean up, and results in four ugly, smelly, decomposing, orange globes sitting on my front step. so tell me, why do jack-o-lanterns make my children so incredibly happy?

this man is technically someone's doctor. of dental science. but still.