(more to follow)
1. when matt falls asleep downstairs.
2. indoor pets.
3. unaligned couch cushions.
4. women who request dinner when their kids are sick, when they have babies, etc.
(from this i can only deduce that your husband is totally inept or that you think you are busier than the rest of us. fast food? dominos? grilled cheese sandwiches? these are good choices when you don't have time for a 7 course meal.)
5. crumbs on the kitchen floor.
6. empty pop cans, bottles, 2 liters.
7. whining (except for mine).
8. unfolded blankets.
9. mooches (nieces and nephews excluded).
10. kids with long fingernails.
11. people that take pictures of animals at the zoo.
12. messy backyards.
13. long phone conversations.
14. insecurity - if you are paranoid about being overweight or ugly, keep it to yourself. we don't care.
15. the granola lady at the blghm airport, who looked like a man, with the diaperbag button that read, "breastfeeding is better." we all know it is. you don't have to advertise it.
16. people pulling on matt's ties, only because he complains incessantly about it.
17. the state of washington. i mean, come on. should one place really be that beautiful? it's not fair to places like indiana. our greatest landmark is the 500 track and it is man made.
18. women with abdominal stretch marks in bikinis.
19. leaving the furniture in one place for more than one month.
20. fake christmas trees
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