things i think mw hates.

1. feeling dirty or sweaty.
2. the backyardigans (tip your head and spin).
3. cottage cheese.
4. when little people pull on his clothes, i.e. his tie.
5. when i talk really slow to him. you know, to make sure he understands.
6. jon and kate plus 8.
7. when i am sick. he only has one day of "care and compassion" in him. so that second day really tests the bounds of our relationship.
8. when i reorganize.
9. cherry icees. who hates icees?
10. when aw says "whhhhhy?" i don't love it either.
11. the tips of stalks of romaine lettuce.
12. black beans.
13. the sight of blood on one of his children.
14. the fact that someone who was caught cheating at iusd got into the ortho department.
15. the thought of the kids using public restrooms. because waiting until you get home is a perfectly viable option when you are potty training.
16. when people take pictures of things. we are not fans of taking pictures without living subjects.
17. country music. even though he pretended to like it when we were dating.
18. utah football.
19. the plains of nebraska.
20. when my hair is short and/or brown.

keep in mind this is an abbreviated list. there are many more things that drive my dear, sweet mw to swear words. we'll save those for another time.