Monday, April 13, 2009

hey you! gary wall!

i put your precious garage door opener in the mail. i hope usps loses it. it would serve you right. you've been nagging me for two weeks. i'm sorry that you have to go inside to open the garage door. look at it from my perspective: your heart is getting a small amount (a very small amount) of much needed exercise. i love you enough to do this to you. all i ask in return is that you leave me alone.
ps do you have any idea how much fun it is to take bw to the post office? none.

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