gw's list of offenses.

-black sharpie scrawled across the wall above the tub and in the tub in the master bath.
-sprinkler pulled from the kitchen counter, scraped down the front of the ss dishwasher. this ended with a quarter-size chip out of the laminate.
-one shelf broken in half in the fridge (due to excessive weight, of gw).
-flour and water paste made on the counter. cell phone dipped in paste and left out to dry.
-water sprayed from hose in living room window and all over carpet.

he also figured out how to unbuckle his five-point harness, get the safety handle off the door, turn on the shower, start the dishwasher, open the garage door, and spit loogies. i think the more appropriate question is "what can he not do?" poop in the potty. go one day without biting someone so hard he leaves a bruise. wake up after 7:30am. to name a few.