wall manor: dumb brother-in-law

Monday, April 28, 2008

dumb brother-in-law

dear ben,
you are retarded.
your friend,
erica

2 comments:

Britney said...: Dear Erica -
I love you and I agree with you! I apologize for everything he ever does or says!!

Brit; April 28, 2008 at 11:27 AM
Amelia said...: You don't know me, but I know Ben..'nough said- in total agreement...with total love and affection however.; April 28, 2008 at 10:12 PM

injury report for wall manor.

status of injury and expected return to the active roster are included.

mw: 4 or 5 stitches on left hand (fully healed);

ew: herniated belly button no longer protruding; braces removed;

cw: trip to er for finger smashed by wagon wheel (lost fingernail); 3 stitches in mouth (fully healed); growing pains (argh);

aw: 70 stitches, skull fracture, brain bleed (fully healed); broken humerus (decasted and ready for fun 12/1);

bw: toddler fracture on top of foot (fully healed); eczema is no where to be seen (trying not to get a big head about it); rotovirus: GONE. five pounds lighter, but no worse for wear; broken right wrist, radial side (cast off 4/6), 15 degree bend in wrist; second degree sprain of left ankle, ligament damage, wearing walking boot until he can walk on his own (4/10/12);

gw: bilateral, lower lobe viral pneumonia GONE. but it took 5 weeks for the cough to completely subside; cracked noodle, six stitches (8/10);