enter t.p.

i was interrupted by my daughter's soft voice as i lay soaking my aching body in my filthy tub. she quickly relieved herself and trotted off to bed. she returned with her shadow (bw) and held up a small piece of toilet paper. "this arrived in my underwear when i was at cub scouts with dad," she told me, matter-of-factly. and so i said, "it arrived? did it make a grand entrance?" she couldn't remember the details.